Paintball Zippo Lighter Giveaway

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Paintball Zippo Giveaway

I have a few of these paintball zippo lighters I’d like to giveaway to commemorate the sport of paintball. And fire. Fire is good. Fire needs to be played with.

The Zippo lighter is an actual athentic Zippo brand lighter (not one of those crappy generic brands). It comes with ‘Paintballer’ inscribed on the front face of the zippo. It is brushed chrome metal. Uber sexy in my opinion.

How to enter: Simply leave a comment here. Be sure to enter in your name and email (your privacy is safe). Say whatever you’d like in the comment.

I will pick the winner October 21st!

* I am not responsible for any damage or injury resulting from any actions involving this lighter. Nor do I condone playing with, or setting things on fire. Except cats.

ZephyrPaintball.com Store Review

Zephyr Paintball

Hello all. In today’s world of internet theft, online scams, and global warming, certain safety measures are needed to be taken while shopping online for paintball equipment. I’m going to start reviewing new online paintball stores on the net, in order to bring you the assurance you need while shopping online.

Our first review is for ZephyrPaintball.com.

First thing I noticed that was a big plus was the fact that they keep an open review section available for comments and feedback from past customer experiences. Their overall customer satisfaction rating is a big, green, smiley face. This is good :). Since 2004, most customers would shop there again. Almost all were satisfied with the delivery time. Most were happy with the customer support. And most customers were satisfied with their product’s expectations.

Their delivery time is superb. Free UPS shipping over $150.

Paintball cases are shipped for only $5!

Their support team responds in a quick manner. I “contacted” them with a random question about paintball guns, and they responded within 24 hours. This was on Saturday (awesome support).

Overall, I can personally assure everyone that ZephyrPaintball.com is an excellent alternative to the other large e-paintball stores. They always have the most popular items in stock, and at a cheap price. From shipping to support, ZephyrPaintball.com should be considered one of your top stores for purchasing reliable paintball equipment.

Bob Longs New 07 Paintball Gun

Bob Long Paintball

If you havent heard already, Bob Long has a new paintball gun releasing in 2007. As of this post, there is no official name for it yet. However, it has been recorded to be the fastest paintball gun, capping at 31 bps. Bob Longs son, Zack Long, commentates about the new 2007 paintball gun. You can watch the video here. Feel free to comment.

Paintball Masks – Which Should You Buy?

Paintball Mask

The first question many new players to the game ask is “what paintball gun should I buy?”. Repeat after me.

MY GOGGLES ARE MY MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT!

The question that new paintball players to the game should be asking is “which mask should I buy?” This is important not only because of safety reasons but not all masks are created equal. Many masks are far better than others. Like the Proteus mask from JT. This mask has anti-fogging technologies as well as fans to save you from that blinding moment in which you can not see because of the fogged lens in your mask.

DerDer’s Soldier of Misfortune DVD

Rob from DerDer has emailed me with news regarding their new DVD, “Soldiers of Misfortune”. I will try my best to get my hands on a few copies so we can give them away. In the mean time, read up about DerDer’s Soldiers of Misfortune. Or, if reading isn’t your thing, watch the trailer below. Release date is November 1st.

Solider of Misfortune

Paintball Girls – How Cute

Now, before you watch this video, you must first acknowledge that it’s girls like these that call us guys “immature” and “retarded”. And of course, I’m going to have these two paintball girls represent the entire female population. My point is not that these girls are actin’ a fool – they’re just having fun. But so are we when we decide to throw a smoke bomb inside the local Blockbuster store.

I was not surprised in finding that most of the comments for this video were “Yea that’s hot” and “I’d do that”. The only reason you are attracted to the girls is because they have paintball guns and masks on. So, because you are only attracted because of the paintball guns and masks, it’s safe to say that you are sexually attracted to paintball in itself. And because paintball is played mostly by MALES, you are in fact, a homosexual. It’s only logical. What? Try and prove me wrong.

Congratulations Jake!

Congratulations to Jake, our Dye lanyard giveaway. Jake has been notified via e-mail and will have his prize shipped off to him asap. Thanks to all who participated, and we will have many more chances for you to win paintball stuff in the very near future. Keep checking in!

Team Dynasty New Website

I thought I would make a quick blurb (i hate that word) about Team Dynasty’s newly designed website. There wasn’t much added as far as content goes. They still offer online shopping and the amazing super-dooper fan club that you have to pay for to get in. Talk about prejudice. But hey, at least they’re still promoting that Dynasty paintball cell phone game. Too bad it doesn’t work for almost anybody.

Sorry I got lost in the rant. I actually think the site is looking pretty good. The only suggestion I have besides those mentioned above is that they start up their own forum. My goodness, it’s as if Dynasty is being used as a tool to promote PbNation. SK from Team Dynasty does the web design work. I’ve spoken to him a few times and he’s a good guy. Your own feedback about the website is also welcome… So feel free to comment.